tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286142358319343176.post9179468235078733899..comments2012-05-15T12:25:05.296-07:00Comments on Wife. Mom. Hooah.: Road Rage & A New PhaseJessicahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16841863470803382213noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286142358319343176.post-62309512851575472762012-04-26T19:02:46.480-07:002012-04-26T19:02:46.480-07:00I am FAR from mother of the year, but she and I ar...I am FAR from mother of the year, but she and I are both still breathing, so I'm not a total failure. Naptime and bedtime are my favorite times of day! A weekend with her would probably ice your achy ovaries right down, lol. I haven't run into Dog yet, but the house at the end of the street looks like an episode of Cops pretty much once a week. And they're military. Classy.<br /><br />I'm following Shan's recipes w/ a few tweaks to accommodate my lack of juicer. They're good! Mostly. Hehe. Planning to post about it tomorrow. :)<br /><br />What are YOU gonna post tomorrow? Hint, hint. I can't help that my days aren't the same w/out hearing what the Mistress is up to. Or down to! :DJessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16841863470803382213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286142358319343176.post-22019098872558274642012-04-26T18:34:49.387-07:002012-04-26T18:34:49.387-07:00I'm a little more concerned about your outer H...I'm a little more concerned about your outer Hulk, personally. I think Hulky there is lifting more than 3 pound weights, eh? Bulk much? LOL! SOOOO not on the TAM program!<br /><br />I have a hard enough time getting through a grocery list on my own, let alone with 2 kids! You are a saint of a mama for not putting Jolie on the grocery conveyer belt and letting her little diaper "beep" while you threaten to send her where bad little grocery girls go-- joining the Dog the Bounty Hunter team. (I love that show, by the way, and they HAVE to be your neighbor, right???)<br /><br />That pretty little princess is just too damn cute to stay mad at. She makes my ovaries ache every time I see a picture.<br /><br />Can't wait to hear about our post-cleanse juicing! Are you following the Shan recipes? <br /><br />I feel ya with the traffic, sister....Praise Baby Jesus you didn't find yourself with a full on shit-uation! That term is going down as my favorite made-up word! <br /><br />Love your posts, honey bun!Parkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08820761983549583527noreply@blogger.com